Deftly bridging the gap between boring and awesome like some kind of information and entertainment superhero. Women want him, Men want to be him, and dogs instinctively defend him even if it’s the first time they’ve met. People might say that he has an inflated opinion of himself, but only if they never met him…upon meeting him, they feel he is perhaps too humble. He is Craig W Dodge…Stand in awe.Tumblr (3.0; @verticallystripedsocks)http://verticallystripedsocks.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b05f922cab6b25021482d475439e88e5/tumblr_mn0owoiEBl1qmrcuoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://verticallystripedsocks.tumblr.com/post/50766904584http://verticallystripedsocks.tumblr.com/post/50766904584Sat, 18 May 2013 19:22:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/360756d4ea40389abb96dfa69f131c4e/tumblr_mn0ouqhJEi1qmrcuoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’ve personalized my town.</p>http://verticallystripedsocks.tumblr.com/post/50766828791http://verticallystripedsocks.tumblr.com/post/50766828791Sat, 18 May 2013 19:20:50 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ebfa4969ba7d69791bf0d79455d45d34/tumblr_mn0otysXT51qmrcuoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My favorite dialog yet from The Simpsons: Tapped Out.</p>http://verticallystripedsocks.tumblr.com/post/50766796237http://verticallystripedsocks.tumblr.com/post/50766796237Sat, 18 May 2013 19:20:22 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2e674796a0470764b344e08a4d3fc220/tumblr_mn0oreyPel1qmrcuoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://verticallystripedsocks.tumblr.com/post/50766694242http://verticallystripedsocks.tumblr.com/post/50766694242Sat, 18 May 2013 19:18:50 -0400Luke: What time is the Elephant Show, Daddy?<br /> Me: We missed it, Luke. The last one was at 2:00<br /> Luke: What time is it now?<br /> Me: 4 O'Clock, Dude.<br /> Luke: Woah! That was 2 O'Clocks ago!http://verticallystripedsocks.tumblr.com/post/49689777712http://verticallystripedsocks.tumblr.com/post/49689777712Sun, 05 May 2013 11:11:54 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0c87a361a2abfd0df4195e9a550f842c/tumblr_mkx2xqQ0Hg1qmrcuoo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bd42f985db4443dd62235f95dd7cc368/tumblr_mkx2xqQ0Hg1qmrcuoo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>How am I supposed to go so long without new Walking Dead Episodes??</p>http://verticallystripedsocks.tumblr.com/post/47429777169http://verticallystripedsocks.tumblr.com/post/47429777169Sun, 07 Apr 2013 23:27:19 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu1gizR2p71r0ralmo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://brotherbrain.tumblr.com/post/12241930371/power-up-by-brother-brain-mega-man-3-nes" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">brotherbrain</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>Power Up! </strong><a title="Brother Brain Tumblr" href="http://www.brotherbrain.com" target="_blank">by Brother Brain</a>. <br/>Mega Man 3 (NES) Capcom 1990.  </p></blockquote> <p>May induce seizures…</p>http://verticallystripedsocks.tumblr.com/post/43939402619http://verticallystripedsocks.tumblr.com/post/43939402619Sun, 24 Feb 2013 19:29:14 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6a509ec6a94b2788f5f9f93bc39a49f1/tumblr_mipxt4hTsH1qh7gfao1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>So weird.</p>http://verticallystripedsocks.tumblr.com/post/43939288439http://verticallystripedsocks.tumblr.com/post/43939288439Sun, 24 Feb 2013 19:27:53 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1071a2c45ff216c844ad866f563c6c31/tumblr_mile9jRZrQ1qznj8ho1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4e8ac9190d93595fa8703e1881cbd1de/tumblr_mile9jRZrQ1qznj8ho2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Pack-Man!</p>http://verticallystripedsocks.tumblr.com/post/43938950804http://verticallystripedsocks.tumblr.com/post/43938950804Sun, 24 Feb 2013 19:23:46 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d93aeabb396a5441a321ed2620c4de68/tumblr_mill1gMpja1r84wuwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://mj9599.tumblr.com/post/43686252262/javalemcgee-denvernuggets-nba-basketball" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">mj9599</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>#JaValeMcGee #DenverNuggets #NBA #Basketball</p></blockquote> <p>Love!</p>http://verticallystripedsocks.tumblr.com/post/43938874146http://verticallystripedsocks.tumblr.com/post/43938874146Sun, 24 Feb 2013 19:22:51 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/54024a430bb05dcc7c3378daa022a78b/tumblr_mip53kVPaT1qd6wt5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Ugliest All-Star jerseys ever?</p>http://verticallystripedsocks.tumblr.com/post/43938738830http://verticallystripedsocks.tumblr.com/post/43938738830Sun, 24 Feb 2013 19:21:12 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f5117da6fdcff1763a17d7a6d055b3b1/tumblr_mip6m0Y35o1ro74x3o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a8dcdc8d6d4d4bd554fdd7f239639ad9/tumblr_mip6m0Y35o1ro74x3o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b6b17986771c6f29a18e2e9da8dbf688/tumblr_mip6m0Y35o1ro74x3o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/97f212740ce0427135fb526186a144bb/tumblr_mip6m0Y35o1ro74x3o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://showslow.tumblr.com/post/43844729188/face-reality-as-it-is-by-thomas-quinn-briefly" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">showslow</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://designcollector.net/anamorphic-typography-by-thomas-quinn/" target="_blank"><em>Face Reality as it is</em> by Thomas Quinn</a></p> <p><small><span>Briefly “Anamorphic Typography” is an illusion where the type in the space or any location looks just right when viewed from the exact right spot, but it looks stretched and warped on the walls when viewed from elsewhere in the room. Chicago based designer </span><a href="http://www.tqvinn.com/post/24799863149/face-reality-as-it-is" target="_blank">Thomas Quinn</a><span> did this famous trick with elegance and good results.</span></small></p></blockquote> <p>Interesting…</p>http://verticallystripedsocks.tumblr.com/post/43850649646http://verticallystripedsocks.tumblr.com/post/43850649646Sat, 23 Feb 2013 20:18:19 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6c97b708d672b429d0656f03f7657d19/tumblr_mi8w6uu7lb1qmrcuoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I love this horse!</p>http://verticallystripedsocks.tumblr.com/post/43129169838http://verticallystripedsocks.tumblr.com/post/43129169838Thu, 14 Feb 2013 23:52:05 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ae0369e9fb0d9e1711d7ce676d2f909b/tumblr_mhbiltA3y81qmrcuoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Final Draft.</p>http://verticallystripedsocks.tumblr.com/post/41675716312http://verticallystripedsocks.tumblr.com/post/41675716312Sun, 27 Jan 2013 23:17:53 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d30d0002f77f4081cd593ddf0a4e99e8/tumblr_mhbil9JgBo1qmrcuoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>2nd Draft</p>http://verticallystripedsocks.tumblr.com/post/41675690853http://verticallystripedsocks.tumblr.com/post/41675690853Sun, 27 Jan 2013 23:17:33 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3e40d0bc836945761e7e5dc41114fe5c/tumblr_mhbikpHoZW1qmrcuoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>First draft</p>http://verticallystripedsocks.tumblr.com/post/41675665109http://verticallystripedsocks.tumblr.com/post/41675665109Sun, 27 Jan 2013 23:17:13 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/536a890d16fc573a05393d5a9cd2a946/tumblr_mhbihvmCZ01qmrcuoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://verticallystripedsocks.tumblr.com/post/41675532767http://verticallystripedsocks.tumblr.com/post/41675532767Sun, 27 Jan 2013 23:15:31 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5e76f4991e7d98926f04fdc7cbc65479/tumblr_mgj1oizkUn1qmrcuoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Bad bathroom wall math.</p>http://verticallystripedsocks.tumblr.com/post/40355953821http://verticallystripedsocks.tumblr.com/post/40355953821Sat, 12 Jan 2013 14:19:30 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1a0420e7aa6806b00a3e83597629641d/tumblr_mfh8mm4kqe1qdlh1io1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://verticallystripedsocks.tumblr.com/post/38734804578http://verticallystripedsocks.tumblr.com/post/38734804578Mon, 24 Dec 2012 14:39:05 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8bd7e276931bed52fbc242e80923765e/tumblr_mfjvqrQaGj1qmrcuoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://verticallystripedsocks.tumblr.com/post/38734517660http://verticallystripedsocks.tumblr.com/post/38734517660Mon, 24 Dec 2012 14:35:15 -0500